Relm Hawke

10/25 | Garrett Hawke (TDM)
Relm meets an other of herself. Welcome to the multiverse

10/25 | Mokou no Fujiwara (TDM)
Mokou gives her a bit of the rundown, including ROSIE, marshmallows, and what to expect

10/26 | Justice (TDM)
Torturing "Temperance" with puns. Also, timeline shenanigan discussion and multiverses

11/11 | Victoria Trevelyan (Bangr)
Lots of flirting and Hawke comparisons

11/11 | Justice
Ghost hunting in the forest

11/11 | Clark Kent (Bangr)
Farmer friends bonding, and then deciding they're gonna get drinks

11/11 | Anders
Relm gets this awkward introduction/reunion conversation out of the way so maybe they can resume something of a normal friendship...

11/11 | August Booth (Bangr)
Relm and August meet on the network.

11/12 | Maeryll (Bangr)
In which they talk about the pros and cons of adventuring, how many fingers one can shove in a given species' vag, and ogres

11/12 | Mokou no Fujiwara
Drinking, lots of drinking. And then they stumble off to crash a party. Which gets sidelined when Mokou decides she's gonna make Relm roar a little.

11/13 | Clark Kent
Continuation of the Bangr thread. Farmer friends drink and then get the idea to bang in a hayloft. The hunt begins, there's a tease that gets taken super seriously because Clark is, well, Clark, and a hayloft is found.

11/14 | Miu Hinasaki
Honesty and how dangerous/adorable Fenris is.

11/14 | Garrett Hawke
Where Relm finds out Garrett knows templar abilities but is so drunk she doesn't freak out half as much as she might

11/14 | Stephen Strange
In which Hawke kind of tries to seduce the Cloak, after it drops Stephen on her lap. Then ensues a conversation about losing money and magic.

11/14 | Magic Carpet
Just... what the fuck

11/14 | John Constantine
John introduces her to all the wonderful kinds of alcohol out there. He's smashed and she gets drunk. They decide to have a shag in a tent

11/14 | ROSIE
Screw you talking computer lady, you all are totally spies.

11/15 | Jim Kirk
Getting to know each other... which of course means more than just talking

11/15 | Maeryll
What could possibly go wrong in testing out magic on someone who is/used to be immune?

11/25 | Garrett Hawke
Lanterns. Sad talk about family.

11/25 | Matt Murdock
The hunt for a lost pupper.

11/25 | Dorian Pavus
Meeting Dorian... again.

11/25 | Jim Kirk and August Booth
Relm gets to be in the middle of an August and Jim sandwich.

11/25 | Garrett Hawke, Anders and Laica Hawke
Anders scores the coveted trophy of banging all three Hawkes first. Bonus points for doing it at the same time.

11/25 | Silent-Death
Relm encounters a virgin in the forest. Her conscience gets the better of her.

11/25 | Fenris
Relm finally meets this version of Fenris. He kisses her in the kissing booth and she almost dies

11/25 | Professor Quintalian
The siren call of tentacles.

11/25 | Jim Kirk
Aphro-fueled sex is a go.

11/25 | Hermione Granger (TDM)
About their new situation and magic.

11/26 | Justice
Relm finds out Justice's true identity... right before they bone.

11/26 | Noiz
TIL that white chocolate on bananas is a great way to help you make you look like you have cum on your mouth.

11/26 | Mokou no Fujiwara
Kink exhibition.

11/26 | Jedao (TDM)
A weird debate about the Bangr prompt questions

11/28 | Ursula
Mermaid smooches in a kissing booth.

11/29 | Nara
Dragon guy ties Relm up. Unsurprisingly, they talk about dragons.

11/29 | Iron Bull (TDM)
Relm gets to meet a different Bull. Isn't the multiverse fun?

12/02 | Zevran Arainai (TDM)
Collecting adventurous types and how to divvy them up: why these two together would be dangerous(ly fun).

12/06 | John Constantine
Terrible puns and happy endings

12/07 | Jim Kirk
The great trouser hunt

12/07 | August Booth
In which Relm learns he and Jim are a couple.

12/07 | Justice
Relm and Justice talk after the identity reveal. This goes surprisingly well.

12/08 | Garrett Hawke
Garrett checks up on his friends post-orgy.

12/10 | Jeff Calhoun (Bangr)
Relm meets Jeff. Teasing ensues.

12/10 | The Iron Bull
A chit chat over drinks.

12/10 | Jeff Calhoun (Bangr)
Some really silly texting.

12/11 | Diana Prince
Because there's no way Relm's not meeting Wonder Woman.

12/12 | Leonard McCoy
Leonard gets to learn that there are people in Zhautas who have no idea what a germ is.

12/12 | Stephen Strange
Two very different kinds of mages go to solve a mystery with the selva.

12/12 | Mokou no Fujiwara
Trying to figure out what the selva are up to. Talk of the different kinds of spirits in their worlds.

12/12 | Owen Grady
Owen's the first to learn that Relm can draw.

12/15 | Anders (Bangr)
Relm confronts Anders about him lying about Justice. It does not go well.

12/15 | Zevran Arainai (Bangr)
Relm tells Zevran about what all there is to do in Nevrione.

12/18 | Laica Hawke
Relm finally gets to properly talk to Laica.

12/21 | Anders
In the lockdown, Relm comes across Anders. Angry fucking ensues.

12/22 | Owen Grady
Some good ol' fashioned couch fucking.

12/22 | The Iron Bull
Relm finally rides the Bull.

12/22 | Justice
Once again, Justice gives orders while they're fucking and Relm's somehow all too happy to comply.

12/26 | Jeff Calhoun
Jeff and Relm "bond" and Relm thinks she's in love. It's really cute. Why no, this isn't going to fuck her up later, why do you ask?

12/26 | Ursula
A siren song, and a pair of pretty girls fucking each other.

12/31 | Dorian Pavus
A chat near the bonfire.

1/1 | August Booth
Relm finally gets a naked, needy August all to herself

1/2 | The Iron Bull
Bull takes it upon himself to take care of a stupidly drunk Relm

1/3 | Garrett Hawke
Garrett checks in, and Relm is cranky

1/3 | R.Y.U.O
Relm meets the new (temporary?) AI. She's not impressed

1/4 | Justice
Justice comes upon Relm breaking her hand in the woods. A stubborn-off ensues.

1/4 | Mokou no Fujiwara
Mokou offers to help Relm let off some steam. Violently.

1/4 | Owen Grady
Owen finds Relm with a broken hand.

1/5 | August Booth
August gets to deal with a very, very drunk Relm.

1/7 | Erik Lehnsherr
Relm properly meets Erik over tea.

1/7 | Jeff Calhoun
Jeff wants to talk things out post-bonding insanity.

1/14 | John Constantine
Science can absolutely curse you, okay??

1/16 | Era Ra
Relm meets Era while Era's dealing with illusions

1/16 | John Constantine
John, Relm, and those damn illusions. Also John almost sets the whole forest on fire

1/18 | Anders
It's a good thing Anders is so used to sarcastic Hawkes

1/20 | Justice and Garrett Hawke
To pacify a god

1/21 | Edward Elric
Sucking up to Ed so she can have access to booze

1/21 | Rose Geido
Bitching about the god killers ruining the fun for everyone else

1/25 | Sophy Tanner (TDM)
Relm helps Sophy bail out of the model gig she got roped into

1/25 | Cameron Waltz (TDM)
Black forest cake is a thing Relm must have now.

1/25 | Cremisius Aclassi (TDM)
Boy oh boy does Relm like having to explain the multiverse (no, no she doesn't)

1/25 | Shannon Descoteaux (TDM)
Shannon gets the rundown of what she just signed up for

2/4 | Dorian Pavus (Bangr)
Maybe Relm should have checked to see who all killed some gods before bitching about them on the network...

2/6 | Victor Frankenstein
Why Relm is commenting on a subject of which she has no expertise, she doesn't know

2/7 | Jeff Calhoun
Jeff makes the grave mistake of teaching Relm about emojis

2/7 | The Iron Bull (Bangr)
Relm discovers emojis and just has to share!!! Part 1

2/7 | August Booth (Bangr)
Relm discovers emojis and just has to share!!! Part 2

2/7 | Owen Grady (Bangr)
Relm discovers emojis and just has to share!!! Part 3

2/7 | Mokou no Fujiwara (Bangr)
Relm discovers emojis and just has to share!!! Part 4

2/7 | Laica Hawke (Bangr)
Relm discovers emojis and just has to share!!! Part 5

2/7 | Garrett Hawke (Bangr)
Relm discovers emojis and just has to share!!! Part 6

2/7 | Jim Kirk (Bangr)
Relm discovers emojis and just has to share!!! Part 7

2/10 | Nara Tsukiko
WHY DID NO ONE TELL HER ABOUT THE DRAGON?!

2/11 | Jim Kirk
Relm learns all about arcade games

2/11 | Cremisius Aclassi
Continuation of the TDM thread

2/11 | Leonard McCoy
No, definitely not a problem you can kick in the teeth

2/11 | Shannon Descoteaux
Scars and skinny dipping

2/11 | Eddie Brock (Bangr)
AI troll victim? Or something else?

2/11 | Peter Parker
Helping a newbie out

2/11 | Gwen Stacy (Bangr)
Always share cute lizard pictures

2/11 | Remy LeBeau (Bangr)
Always inflate an overinflated ego

2/12 | Cameron Waltz (Bangr)
Their favorite places

2/12 | Clark Kent
An ocean dip with special guest star Clark Kent

2/13 | John Constantine (Bangr)
Not for the first or last time, Relm curses her bleeding heart